Quit School and Get an Education

Daggum school's pluggin' my brain up.

Here's a list of people who are probably unsatisfied with their lives: Jim Carry, Tom Cruise, Jackie Collins, Whoopee Goldberg, Eminem, Colonel Sanders, Groucho Marx, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Ben Franklin, James Ready,, Mark Twain, Dr. Dre, George Bernard Shaw, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Earnest Hemmingway, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Michael Dell, Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, John D. Rockefeller, Orville and Wilbur Wright, Steve Martin, Charlton Heston, Peter Jennings, Elvis Presley, Paul Allen, and Penn Jillett. They all either had no college education, or were dropouts. BILL GATES IS A COLLEGE DROP OUT.

Part 1: pomp and consequences

1. First thing's foist: you gotta have a rhyme or reason to be stop goings to schools. Either them's money grubbin' dumb ol' teachers...lack of dang ol' content...waste of time....all thems are good reasons to rectify your quittin'.
2. Second thing's second: you gotta realize that it's still going to be work. You can't just sit around and do nothing but shit--you actually got to do shit, you know? Be prepared to work. Probably a lots mores thans normals.
3. Third thing's third: you gotta know that lots of people will haychoo (that's "hate you", you practitioner of over-pronunciation--fucking idiot) if you starts quiting to goto school and they'll says that you rn't eduzcated, or they'lls be mad that you aren'ts doings anythings withs yours live and stuff. Parent's are the biggie here. If they's the ones payin' for that so-called "edumacation," you's best be geetin' yerself and your ass back in the classroom fella. But if you're the only one paying, and you are unsatisfied, get your ass out of there...you're only ripping yourself off. Be done ripping yourself off.
   
4. Anyways, get past first few hurdles and you're home frees. Now's when the learnin' commences. More cool people will respect you for quiting your dull, cyclic existence, you fucking robot. Actually live. Fly. Lemme ask you something: what do you gain from repetition?

Part Two: homework...or anywherework

We paid $14,000 a semester to play beer pong and to get read to from profs!!! WHOOOOO!!!

1. Why drop out? How about versatility? How does that sound?
   
2. How about the fact that you can be listening to your favorite punk while getting your lecture?
   
3. How about being able to fall asleep during a lecture with zero repercussion?
   
4. How about being able to study whatever your little student heart desires? Things they won't even talk about in any schools?
   
5. How about the fact that your wallet won't be raped. That's right--free education. $0.00 is a fair price.

Part III: the resources

SHIT. I just noticed the best channel on youtube--the channel this post was based on--has been suspended!!! Illparadox was the best channel there ever was. I guess posting all the episodes of $howtime's Bullshit! was just too much. Fuck it. Let us drudge on--we lose lot's of pirates in these seas--we can just hope we aren't next.


Anyways, there's still plethora's of free lectures. Whole courses we're talking here, by the way.
Berkeley's Free Lectures
It looks incredibly fake, but LectureFox.com is actually a kick ass place for shit tons of free lectures.
Here's a blog that only has video lectures about computers and such.
I don't remember what this was, but it was in the folder of links to add. Must have some good free lectures, too.
Also, g2p's book search is your friend. Just type the name of the course you want. The teachers at school just read them to you anyways.

Also hey, I guess you don't have to be a drop out to enjoy these links either. But I'm saying that there is enough here to not ever have to goto school and still have more education than most college kids.

Good luck!