Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Wal-Mart Hack

All wal-marts should have semi-translucent red skull overlays.

Procedure:

  1. Enter your nearest Wal-M@rt. Save some gas and pick the one on your block, not the one a few blocks away.
  2. Goto the men's section; there, you should find a shelf that has lots and lots of wallets (if you're having trouble finding it, remember that it is pretty close to the ties).
  3. If you look hard enough, you will find some flasks. Buy one--they aren't as expensive as they look...they're only like $3.45 or something.
  4. Leave the store, but go back in, flask at hand, and make your way to the bathrooms.
  5. Piss in the flask.


The Next Level:

See, this is just the beginning; what you do with the flask is completely up to you. Some suggestions include: return it and say it didn't work because of a scratch or incompatibility with your operating system; hand it to some unsuspecting passerby; throw it away; empty out the piss, fill it with drano, and trick people in to drinking some (with a straw, because that would be funny).

This is just one of the seemingly infinite exploits to be found at Wal-Mart. Yeah, this one may be shitty, but if you can do this, just imagine what else is possible at Wal-Mart.....

Concept: zamphjeer and josh0


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