Inglorious Bastards Script

now, in good 'ol secret hints fashion... we're uploading, for your reading pleasure, the script for the movie Inglorious Basterds - directed by Tarantino.

well... i decided to abandon this post. so FUCK YOU! go find it yourself.

Update. i changed my mind.

right click and save each of the white squares at the top of this post.
rename them with the extension .pdf
it should look like ibp1.pdf ibp2.pdf

That's Bushleague

IS H.A. FOR YOU?

Only you can decide whether you want to give H.A. a try —whether you think it can help you.

We who are in H.A. came because we finally gave up trying to control our hacking. We still hated to admit that we could never hack safely. Then we heard from other H.A. members that we were sick. (We thought so for years!) We found out that many people suffered from the same feelings of guilt and loneliness and hopelessness that we did. We found out that we had these feelings because we had the disease of curiosity.
We decided to try and face up to what hacks had done to us. Here are some of the questions we tried to answer honestly:

1 - Have you ever decided to stop hacking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?
Most of us in H.A. made all kinds of promises to ourselves and to our families. We could not keep them. Then we came to H.A. H.A. said: "Just try not to hack today." (If you do not hack today, you cannot get hacked today.

2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your hacking-- stop telling you what to do?
In H.A. we do not tell anyone to do anything. We just talk about our own hacking, the trouble we got into, and how we stopped. We will be glad to help you, if you want us to.

3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of hack to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting hacked?
We tried all kinds of ways. We made our hacks weak. Or just hacked games. Or we did not hack electronics. Or only hacked on weekends. You name it, we tried it. But if we hack anything with wires in it, we usually got hooked eventually.

4 - Have you had to have an eye-opener upon awakening during the past year?
Do you need a hack to get started, or to stop shaking? This is a pretty sure sign that you are not hacking "socially."

5 - Do you envy people who can hack without getting into trouble?
At one time or another, most of us have wondered why we were not like most people, who really can take it or leave it.

6 - Have you had problems connected with hacking during the past year?
Be honest! Doctors say that if you have a problem with computers and keep on hacking, it will get worse -- never better. Eventually, you will die, or end up in an institution for the rest of your life. The only hope is to stop hacking.

7 - Has your hacking caused trouble at home?
Before we came into H.A., most of us said that it was the people or problems at home that made us hack. We could not see that our hacking just made everything worse. It never solved problems anywhere or anytime.

8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" hacks at a party because you do not get enough?
Most of us used to have a "few" before we started out if we thought it was going to be that kind of party. And if hacks were not served fast enough, we would go some place else to get more.

9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop hacking any time you want to, even though you keep getting hacked when you don't mean to?
Many of us kidded ourselves into thinking that we hacked because we wanted to. After we came into H.A., we found out that once we started to hack, we couldn't stop.

10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of hacking?
Many of us admit now that we "called in sick" lots of times when the truth was that we were hung-over or on a hack.

11 - Do you have "blackouts"?
A "blackout" is when we have been hacking hours or days which we cannot remember. When we came to H.A., we found out that this is a pretty sure sign of epic hacking.

12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not hack?
Many of us started to hack because hacking made life seem better, at least for a while. By the time we got into H.A., we felt trapped. We were hacking to live and living to hack. We were sick and tired of being sick and tired.


Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in trouble with computers. Why do we say this? Because thousands of people in H.A. have said so for many years. They found out the truth about themselves — the hard way. But again, only you can decide whether you think H.A. is for you. Try to keep an open mind on the subject. If the answer is YES, we will be glad to show you how we stopped hacking ourselves. Just call. H.A. does not promise to solve your life's problems. But we can show you how we are learning to live without hacking "one day at a time." We stay away from that "first hack." If there is no first one, there cannot be a tenth one. And when we got rid of computers, we found that life became much more manageable.

Todo list:

-Prank barker's more for less with a Ouija board and document it for posting here.
-mtg hack.
-gasoline window cleaner hack.
-knitting christmas hack (confucious fucking hacked christmas).
-sleep headphones.

epic doesn't even begin to describe this.

epic doesn't even begin to describe this either.

WOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOOWOW

Dear lord a face lift. Expect some new hacks shortly. Also, sweaters.

OMG A SECRET:

Get free 50 gallon trashcans from the Wal-mart parking lot....I mean, from a garage sale >_>.

Hey guess what

Fret no more. When you're stuck out in the desert with nothin' but your good ol' '47, nothin' else to light them dang ol' cig'rets. There is a solution.

You know a guy could light cigarettes with an AK. (this is a link if you're an idiot or something).

[insert coloring section here]

Quit School and Get an Education

Daggum school's pluggin' my brain up.

Here's a list of people who are probably unsatisfied with their lives: Jim Carry, Tom Cruise, Jackie Collins, Whoopee Goldberg, Eminem, Colonel Sanders, Groucho Marx, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Ben Franklin, James Ready,, Mark Twain, Dr. Dre, George Bernard Shaw, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Earnest Hemmingway, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Michael Dell, Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, John D. Rockefeller, Orville and Wilbur Wright, Steve Martin, Charlton Heston, Peter Jennings, Elvis Presley, Paul Allen, and Penn Jillett. They all either had no college education, or were dropouts. BILL GATES IS A COLLEGE DROP OUT.

Part 1: pomp and consequences

1. First thing's foist: you gotta have a rhyme or reason to be stop goings to schools. Either them's money grubbin' dumb ol' teachers...lack of dang ol' content...waste of time....all thems are good reasons to rectify your quittin'.
2. Second thing's second: you gotta realize that it's still going to be work. You can't just sit around and do nothing but shit--you actually got to do shit, you know? Be prepared to work. Probably a lots mores thans normals.
3. Third thing's third: you gotta know that lots of people will haychoo (that's "hate you", you practitioner of over-pronunciation--fucking idiot) if you starts quiting to goto school and they'll says that you rn't eduzcated, or they'lls be mad that you aren'ts doings anythings withs yours live and stuff. Parent's are the biggie here. If they's the ones payin' for that so-called "edumacation," you's best be geetin' yerself and your ass back in the classroom fella. But if you're the only one paying, and you are unsatisfied, get your ass out of there...you're only ripping yourself off. Be done ripping yourself off.
   
4. Anyways, get past first few hurdles and you're home frees. Now's when the learnin' commences. More cool people will respect you for quiting your dull, cyclic existence, you fucking robot. Actually live. Fly. Lemme ask you something: what do you gain from repetition?

Part Two: homework...or anywherework

We paid $14,000 a semester to play beer pong and to get read to from profs!!! WHOOOOO!!!

1. Why drop out? How about versatility? How does that sound?
   
2. How about the fact that you can be listening to your favorite punk while getting your lecture?
   
3. How about being able to fall asleep during a lecture with zero repercussion?
   
4. How about being able to study whatever your little student heart desires? Things they won't even talk about in any schools?
   
5. How about the fact that your wallet won't be raped. That's right--free education. $0.00 is a fair price.

Part III: the resources

SHIT. I just noticed the best channel on youtube--the channel this post was based on--has been suspended!!! Illparadox was the best channel there ever was. I guess posting all the episodes of $howtime's Bullshit! was just too much. Fuck it. Let us drudge on--we lose lot's of pirates in these seas--we can just hope we aren't next.


Anyways, there's still plethora's of free lectures. Whole courses we're talking here, by the way.
Berkeley's Free Lectures
It looks incredibly fake, but LectureFox.com is actually a kick ass place for shit tons of free lectures.
Here's a blog that only has video lectures about computers and such.
I don't remember what this was, but it was in the folder of links to add. Must have some good free lectures, too.
Also, g2p's book search is your friend. Just type the name of the course you want. The teachers at school just read them to you anyways.

Also hey, I guess you don't have to be a drop out to enjoy these links either. But I'm saying that there is enough here to not ever have to goto school and still have more education than most college kids.

Good luck!

You Shouldn't have to Pay for Videogames part 2

for years i've lived a double life....

The people here at Secret Hints aren't even going to pretend to have invented today's hacks. But we feel that they are so worthwhile, that it would be wrong of us not to spread the news about them. Some of these you may know about, others, you may not. Remember, the goal is to game for free ;). Let us live in a world where gamers can game if they please, not if their pocket book says so!



Roms and Emulators, bitch
Some may laugh that these are even being brought up...they're almost second nature to our kind. But hey, there may be a few of you who don't know about these god given gifts. A rom is essentially data ripped from a physical copy of a game. An emulator is a program that is used to mimic a system, and can load and read their specific rom files. So, you could play your favorite Snes games on your PC. Some people even get fancy and make new systems play older system's games--especially the Xbox, the DS, and the PSP.

Here's some links to bring some up to speed:

• Rom World
• Rom Nation
• NDS Roms (very nice community here)
• Emulator Zone
  

Softmodding your Xbox, mother fucker

Face it, the majority of us are too pussy to install a mod chip on our systems (or we lack technical skill--yeah, right, technically skill...sure......). The xbox has a nice exploit built in that lets us run a linux of sorts....which lets you put a custom dashboard in....which therefore lets you play burned games, emulators for other systems, homebrew, etc.

• deas tut
  
• tut with lots of pictures
  
• download these (xbox-scene is a pretty cool site actually)

Torrenting for Games, you turkey
Man, you are living in the past if you don't know about torrenting yet.

1. Get this.
   
2. Use the search to find your favorite games. Including, but not limited to, PC, Playstation, Xbox, Dreamcast, N64, etc.
   
3. Wait...sometimes it takes 30 minutes...sometimes it takes all month. Be patient, and give utorrent enough time to run.
4. What you'll want to do is get this guy so you can burn iso images properly. If its a PC game, it'll usually just be a .rar with the appropriate .exe and stuff.
5. Enjoy.

There's more shenanigans a-commin', just hold on to your britches.

You shouldn't have to pay for videogames Part 1

If you are still paying for video games, you are living in the past, and in shackles.

Did you know that the original playstation can play burned copies of games right out of the box?

1. Get a match, or some gum, or a paperclip.
2. Open the circular lid and look towards the back end of it--there is a button that the lid presses down to tell the playstation if the lid is open or closed.
3. Use your object to keep the button pressed, while having the lid open. This is the first part of the hack.
4. You need a legit playstation game--any game will do...demo disks would probably work, but don't quote or nothing. You also need your burned copy.
5. These next steps prove your skill--just be calm and cool and it will work. Put the legit game in the playstation, and turn it on.
6. The disk will spin and for a split second, it will slow down--grab the disk and switch it with the burned copy.
7. The new disk will spin...speed up for a bit...and again for a split second, it will slow down--grab the disk and switch it back to the legit game.
8. Now you got to watch the TV...it should be the colorful playstation logo...but the second the screen goes black, switch back to the burned copy.
9. Enjoy Silent Hill for free.

Too good to be true? Try it. If you are scared of ruining your playstation, you're an ignorant fool, because the disk spinner thing works on magnets--don't worry about stripping or anything.

More to follow, promise. Beat Final Fantasy VII and Metal Gear Solid again in the mean time.